Favorite food: Anything with Frank's Red Hot on it

Sign: "Dead End"

Favorite movie: "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me"

Influences: Pain, misery, and booze. Also the Pixies

Formal music training: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Unique physical trait: Complete human perfection

Finishing move (fatality): Power Spicy Mustard Horseradish Smoked Cheddar Bacon Eyeball Melter

Power animal: Squirrel

Favorite game: Samurai Swords

Drug of choice: Caffeine

Favorite corner of the room: The one furthest from you